I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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