Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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