yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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