I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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