my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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