I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just google imaged poop.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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