i permit you to call me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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