Im at strip club and am horny
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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