As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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