i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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