So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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