what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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