Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The power of my boobs compel you
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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