I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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