i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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