sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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