ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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