whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fuck appropriateness.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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