ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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