what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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