Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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