The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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