he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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