You can't motorboat a personality
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This baby is an asshole
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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