Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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