we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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