i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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