; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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