Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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