Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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