just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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