"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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