how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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