Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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