he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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