he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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