"it" just moved
Small penises have feelings too.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
