That's intense
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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