I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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