...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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