i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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