all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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