Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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