i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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