no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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