i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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