I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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