talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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