U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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