He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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