Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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