The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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