hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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