What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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