Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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