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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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