She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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