is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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