Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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